Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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