Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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