plz talk dirty to me
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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