Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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