hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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