we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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