can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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