so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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