I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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