Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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