Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Randomize
