Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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