He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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