That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
do nipples grow back?
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