Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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