We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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