i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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