I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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