But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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