i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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