Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
third nipple confirmed
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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