I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.