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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16