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(416): View more from Ontario

Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?

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(404): View more from Georgia

we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it

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(614): View more from Ohio

Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.

(904): View more from Florida

FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens

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(308): View more from Nebraska

This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday

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(613): View more from Ontario

How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...

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