I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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