Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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