I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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