i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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