I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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