all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I need to sanitize my soul.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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