if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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