I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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