erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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