I just saw a hot homeless man
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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