im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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