Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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