Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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