dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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