just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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