oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The beer is more important than you right now.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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