I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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