To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
