Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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