if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
do herpes really smell.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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