Kiss
Puke
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
