Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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