Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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