I wanna passion pit in your ass
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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