Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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