Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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