We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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