I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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