He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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