Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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