YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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