i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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