Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Let's paint friendship bongs
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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