I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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