I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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